Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
- fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
- cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
- harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
- everyone: what about you, viktor?
- viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK